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Enlightened Conversations

My husband and I drop our 17 month old son off to his own Sunday school so we can attend church. He has a new nursery teacher who reminds me a great deal of the alcoholic organ playing psychic on the movie Poltergeist. All she is missing is the hidden flask and the sound of [...]

Living in Shades of Gray

I’m one of those people who pack two weeks ahead of time. The list is made two weeks before that with a different list compiled in the bedroom, downstairs and work since that is when the “don’t dare forget that” comes to mind. A final list is compiled from the three miscellaneous lists before the [...]

Stand Out

Today on my way to work I was behind a “rodent reducer” truck. He was from the other side of town and in my neck of the woods at 6:30am. Why would I notice that, because it was very early to see a license plate from another county which is an hour away? This is [...]

Quit treating me like the fat girl you picked up drunk last night and slept with…

[tag]What the blue blazes is in the air?[/tag] Everyone is busy at the same time and on vacation while working post production with a sinus infection.

Come on people we are your [tag]business partner[/tag]. We work with you. You wanted this particular person to come and work for you. [tag]Communicate[/tag] and let us know what the [...]

Where’s the background music in my reality?

If it makes you [tag]look ten years younger[/tag], smells like a gardenia bush, is minty fresh, whitens and brightens, gives a golden hue, fluffs and is powdery fresh, well it’s in my bathroom.  The medicinal cabinet and closet are filled with impulse, insecurity and hope for a brighter tomorrow.

There is the skin cream to make [...]

Polly Wants a Cracker

[tag]Polly needs some feedback[/tag].

So last week in the news there was this African grey parrot in Japan that flew out of his cage and became lost.  He was rescued by the police from the roof of a neighbor’s near by house.  He spent one night in the station without saying a word to the cops.  [...]

Getting Hitched

I, (Kim Kurtz, [tag]Creative Recruiter[/tag] at [tag]Talent Zoo[/tag]), take you (my Dear [tag]Agency[/tag] who needs an ACD with heavy pharma and art background), to be my (lovely business partner), to have and to hold (your hand) from this day forward (with as many cell phone calls as you need to make – nights and weekends), [...]

Appetizers and Entrees

A few weeks ago my girlfriends from work attempted to lift my spirits by taking me out to eat at a swanky restaurant here in Atlanta. The food was fabulous, the atmosphere was calm yet exciting and the prices were very reasonable. It was a wonderful adventure. It was nice to forget for a minute [...]

My Name is Kim and I Will Be Your Server

Yesterday my baby went into day two with a fever and so much yellow goop in his eyes they could not be pried open with the jaws of life.  Every family member made their diagnosis and it was time to have the final professional one done by the MD who actually went to school for [...]

A Long Walk Off Of A Short Pier

My parents are in the process of selling their lake house. It was to be their [tag]retirement home[/tag] and because of our family friend “cancer”, they are now placing it in the capable hands of the very same man who sold them the property.
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The [tag]market[/tag] is pure poo right now and my husband and I [...]