I feel a little bit left of center right now. I am the very definition of comatose. You know that feeling you have where you’re thinking to yourself “I’m not asleep right now” only to jerk your head back so hard that you pull your spine out of alignment and realize that you were out…but [...]

I used to date this guy in my 20s (who shall remain nameless) who was under the misconception that he could do better than me. This probably comes across as a bit cocky on my part, but allow me to explain.
I was twenty-two and HOT. I had a real job, made lots of money, [...]

My normal daily routine is just that…a normal and pretty consistent daily routine.  I eat 6 times a day (four times at work) and I eat at the same time every single day.  At exactly noon each day, I have my third meal (which we’ll refer to as lunch) and I troll around on ESPN.com [...]

One time, my husband and I went to [tag]Puerto Rico[/tag] and, since my foreign language classes consisted of Latin and French (read: useless), I was a bit worried about the prospect of [tag]Spanish[/tag].  He assured me that he was On. It.  His extensive training in high school and college Spanish would fare us well.Flash forward [...]

If it makes you [tag]look ten years younger[/tag], smells like a gardenia bush, is minty fresh, whitens and brightens, gives a golden hue, fluffs and is powdery fresh, well it’s in my bathroom.  The medicinal cabinet and closet are filled with impulse, insecurity and hope for a brighter tomorrow.

There is the skin cream to make [...]

Wanna know how my weekend went? I went out with a girl Saturday night who thought Hawaii was a country. Whu? There’s nothing more disappointing than meeting someone who seems like a unique individual, has the looks to go with it but is dumb as a box of hammers.
I’m an arrogant prick most of the [...]

So, I know it’s been a little while since I’ve written. Yes, I’m a terrible person. We spent that summer together at the beach, gazed into each other’s eyes and professed our undying love to each other. I told you I’d write and then…nothing. You waited eagerly, checking the site like Ralphy checking the mailbox [...]

My six year old son has actually been known to yell at the clock at bedtime as if that damn clock is the culprit that is making him go to bed at 8:00 pm.   “Nooooo!  It can’t be 8:00 yet!  I still need to ride my bike some more!!!”

 Like him, I’d love an extra few [...]

[tag]Polly needs some feedback[/tag].

So last week in the news there was this African grey parrot in Japan that flew out of his cage and became lost.  He was rescued by the police from the roof of a neighbor’s near by house.  He spent one night in the station without saying a word to the cops.  [...]

We are a fortunate [tag]recruiting firm[/tag] in that our clients often count on us to fill multiple positions simultaneously. It may be a matter of winning some new business and now they have a whole team to assemble. Or, perhaps it just works out that they need a [tag]Media Director[/tag], an [tag]AE[/tag], and a [tag]Traffic [...]